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		<title>Problem solving flow chart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?</title>
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		<title>Workers&#8217; Compensation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The blonde and the jigsaw</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Your parrot is dead Sir !</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At dawn the telephone rings. &#8216;Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.&#8217; &#8216;Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?&#8217; &#8216;Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead&#8217; &#8216;My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international [...]


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